Sample: Chapter One

Here is an unedited sample of the novel, Chapter One.

philosophy murdersThis post will not remain up, however, but will be taken down after January 15 when the full unedited version of the novel will be available upon request (see the “Buy The Book” page).  Please note that this sample chapter is copyright Jarrod Brown 2010.  Thanks for reading, and please share your reactions in the comment box.

 

The Philosophy Murders Sample Chapter

As the true philosophers are ever studying death, to them, of all men, death is the least terrible. Look at the matter in this way: how inconsistent of them to have been always enemies of the body, and wanting to have the soul alone, and when this is granted to them, to be trembling and repining; instead of rejoicing at their departing to that place where, when they arrive, they hope to gain that which in life they loved (and this was wisdom), and at the same time to be rid of the company of their enemy.

Socrates in Plato’s Phaedo

Chapter One

Dr. Bellagio was buried in military uniform.

No one had expected that, and the Twenty-One Gun Salute ringing out in the late summer was jolting not only because of the crack of the rifles but also because none of his students would have thought he would have such an obvious martial display even if his years in Europe had earned it. His students had thought of his short military career as an aside, a distraction from a life of brilliant philosophy and sublime logical investigations. The soldiers, the guns, the flag draped over his coffin—it was nearly as shocking as his death had been.

Bellagio’s story wasn’t so uncommon except for his success, and the path he’d taken was a well tread one. Many intellectuals of his time had volunteered for the war effort. Few, though, had been as young or bright as he had been. As a young man, he had excelled in mathematics and logic, muttering to himself as he scratched through notebooks of equations and derivations. In his office, he kept framed a letter from Bertrand Russell—a response thanking Bellagio for his letter. Bellagio had mailed Russell, already a legend among the living, about an error he had detected in the second edition of Russell’s and Whitehead’s Principia Mathematica that had gone undetected for twelve years. It was dated July 7, 1939. Bellagio would have been 15 years old.

Upon graduating from a New York City high school, Bellagio lied about his age and promptly enlisted and joined the war effort. He spoke both Italian and German flawlessly, his parents being first generation immigrants of those respective nationalities, and by the time he’d enlisted no one could have accused him of not speaking French or reading Latin. While his parentage had perhaps cast some clouds doubt on him, whatever they were they were quickly dissipated by the bright beams of his brilliance and his tireless efforts.

His students appreciated these tales of his brilliance, of a true prodigy. They did not know, however, the just-returned-from-the-war Bellagio, lean and with a voracious appetite for learning, years beyond his professors in almost every way. They did not see the young American in Europe, bent over code, muttering to himself and feverishly working to cryptoanalyze enemy messages, all the while knowing men were dying in the field as they waited for intelligence. They didn’t know that years after he’d left the service that the shadowy world of spies and secret agents kept tabs on him. Nor did they know it was said among those that knew that outside the Room 40 group and a few of his British contemporaries at Benchley Park and Hut 8, there was no better code-breaker in the world.

He had pioneered work in a deductive approach to cryptoanalysis known as frequency analysis. It begins with general to specific deduction with an analysis based on letter frequency of the target language compared to code. So, a major premise might be “That the letter more frequently substituted for in code (in English) is e” and then the minor premise “x is the most frequently appearing letter in the cryptogram” with the conclusion being “x is probably the substitute for e.” While code was far more complex than one-to-one letter mapping, given Bellagio’s abilities in French, German, English and Italian, he was able to work out letter frequency models for mapping all those languages and therefore provide a first mode of analysis based on a priori information that works with any cipher system. More complex codes could be broken down into units and first analyzed using frequency models, sometimes which yielded insights that could be used to reconstruct the encoding method and therefore assist in the next three inductive posterior phases of code-breaking: hypothesis, prediction, and verification.

He’d gone to college on the GI Bill after spending a year at Arlington Hall, the center of American military intelligence, and by his second year he’d already published groundbreaking work in pure math, logic and logical semantics. Soon, he was keeping company with Kurt Gödel and Albert Einstein as he served a stint at the Institute of Advanced Studies. By the time he’d completed his Ph.D., something he accomplished in just four year from the time he stepped foot onto a university campus, he was already respected as one of the top mathematical philosophers and logicians in the world, his name spoken of in the same breath as giants like Frege and Russell. His work, however, was in a different strain and challenged some of the best minds in Europe from Peano to Ayers and the remnants of the Vienna Circle in math, logic and philosophy.  One would not find many books in the last half century on any of those subjects that did not make some mention of him.

His students knew nothing, however, of that articulate and verbose wrangler whose capacity for genius and work seemed unlimited. What they saw today instead was guns being fired over a doddering old man, one who had a tendency to forget to comb his thin white hair and who muttered to himself while writing notional with his liver-spotted hands, notation that was far more technical than even his best graduate students could follow. To them, he was more legend than substance, a man with a long list of successfully placed graduate students who were now instructors at top-tier research universities where one was not bothered with the burden of teaching and could focus on what really mattered such as Hegelian aesthetics or a Kantian analysis of the Gulf War. He was a promising old man to write recommendation letters to his pals and publishers. He was certainly not the hollow-cheeked genius, fresh from the killing fields of Europe.

Because he had no family in the area and having never married, his colleagues and students made up the bulk of those present at the burial. There had been no funeral service, only a graveside gathering. The chair of the department, Dr. Aaron Adrent, a fastidious looking man with a nervous grin, gave a short three minute eulogy about what a wonderful man Bellagio had been, and then there was the firing of the salute. And then it was over, people walking back towards their automobiles amid the acrid smell of gunpowder on the last sticky days of an ebbing summer. The newspaper that day contained a note about the professor’s death, unobtrusive on the second page.

 Local University Professor Killed in Home Invasion

Author, philosopher and mathematician, retired Army Corporal Dr. Leo Bellagio, David Epstien Chair of Humanities at State University of Cincinnati, was found dead in his home on Tuesday, victim of an apparent home invasion. It is believed that Bellagio was killed by burglars targeting valuable art items. Family members have reported several valuable paintings missing. Local dealers have been put on alert regarding the missing items. Anyone with information regarding the case should contact Ohio State Police, Detective Tom Siders investigating.

Who is the Protagonist?

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Jósteinn is the sort of philosopher that would read a lot of Quine

The protagonist of the novel,  Jósteinn, is a bit of an odd bird, although that probably makes him pretty typical of a philosophy graduate student.

Thin, tall and ghostly pale (he is sometimes asked if he is an albino), Jósteinn is a graduate student in philosophy at a fictitious Cincinnati, Ohio university, the State University of Cincinnati or just SUC.  He is a first-generation immigrant, his parents moving from  a small Icelandic town on that island’s north coast called Akureyri.  His family moved to east Tennessee, not far from Johnson City, so his father could work in a cabinet shop where Jósteinn also worked.  Unfortunately, we learn his father was killed some eight years after the move to America by a drunk driver.

Jósteinn is perhaps not a very loveable character.  Not good looking (sorry, not muscle-bought philosophy hunks) he is also a bit shallow.  His life is largely unexamined.  His psychological landscape is a bit sparse, and philosophy seems something impersonal to him.  While nothing ignoble about that, it is his philosophical dogmatism and dismissiveness of other points of view that we might find a distasteful quality.  He is extremely dogmatic about positivist leaning analytic philosophy, with its seduction by the sciences (he says at one point that “Studying ethics is like studying ghosts”).  It is only at the end of the novel he finally has to turn that analytic eye on himself and reevaluate his own philosophical convictions that previous he had bought into lock, stock and barrel, but here I am getting ahead of myself.

He went to SUC because of the world-famous although quite old analytic philosopher, the polymath Dr. Leo Bellagio.  SUC was once one of the best programs in the country and heavily analytic, but now it has fallen behind as well as becoming an increasingly mixed bag.  There is even a comparative philosopher, a Bahraini Jew who specialized in Jewish and Islamic philosophy.  It is the famous Bellagio’s funeral that the novel opens with.  With his death, Jósteinn is left without someone in the department who can solidly support his work–Bellagio was his dissertation chair.  Furthermore, like all of his classmates finishing their studies, Jósteinn is desperately seeking a teaching positions in a saturated and fiercely competitive job market but made all the harder without the recommendations he was hoping for from the famous Bellagio.

Another rather quirky aspect about Jósteinn is the fact that he is an amateur herpetologist.  He was snake bitten by a copperhead in his early teens while helping his father move rocks.  Rather than inoculating a fear of snakes it instead began an obsession, and the centerpiece of his apartment is a wall of aquariums containing different species of native American venomous snakes.  It is a collecting hobby that is technically illegal, but Jósteinn is a lay expert on venomous snakes and often publishes articles about them.  He was studying biology before being seduced by philosophy.  Outside of his snakes, he has one more interest: Jessee Lewis.

Jesse is a somewhat unconventional Doc Martin-wearing female grad student studying Continental philosophy.  Unlike Jósteinn, philosophy seems to matter to her personally, and in many ways her philosophical explorations are also self explorations.  This philosophically puts her at odds with Jósteinn–she is researching Hegel, Heidegger and Nietzsche for her dissertation, the topic of which is aesthetic ethics.  These are all philosophers  Jósteinn would dismiss as “full of shit.”   Despite that and their very different backgrounds (her mother is a famous popular psychology author and her father a statesman), he harbors a crush for her and somewhat timidly pursues her with the hope of one day “making her his.”

I hope that anyone who went to graduate school will identify with Jósteinn to some extent.  Those who didn’t may be even happier that they did not after reading more about his life and trials, with papers to grade and write, job prospects that look more dismal with each passing day, and what is more a growing theory about what seems to be a strange coincidence–that many analytical philosophers seem to be dying mysterious deaths.  It turns out that philosophy may just be a field with occupational hazards no one has dreamed of . . .

Who Is My Audience?

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Would Aristotle read my book?

One can ask the very valid question, “Who do I expect to read my book?”

The answer is a hopeful “Lots of people!”

The obvious audience is someone with an interest in philosophy.  Within the book, there are lots of philosophical exchanges and some overviews of philosophy-related information, like “When did Analytical and Continental philosophy split?”  I really imagine that a lot of professional philosophers and graduate students would want to read this book, not only for the philosophy but what it also says about how academic philosophy works today in the (American) university system.

I’ve tried to keep the philosophical parts accessible so that one does not need a background in philosophy to understand them. This is in part to ensure that it is accessible to the general reader, but also to introduce some of the major themes of philosophy to those who might be “uninitiated.”  I try–although, in all honesty not always successfully–to also make these parts interesting.  Part of the idea is that the novel could be a fun addition to an introductory metaphysics course.  I’ve given a glimpse at one of those exchanges below:

“So take a blue ball,” said Terrance, trying to elucidate his position to an impatient-looking Ni. “It’s a sphere, its blue, it has a radius of five inches and it weighs five ounces. The ball isn’t blue—I don’t look at a blue wall and say, “That is a ball.” The blue is something separate from the ball itself. The same goes with it’s being round, and five inches and five ounces. “Roundness” and the “the ball” are two different things. All those properties are different from the ball itself. The ball isn’t identical with them—the ball has them.”


“Yeah, I understand that,” replied Ni as he leaned forward from his place on the Naugahyde couch. “You want to say that the ball is a bearer of all those properties like being a sphere and being blue. But, when you strip all those properties away, you are left with nothing. That is why it makes no sense—there isn’t anything that is property-less. There is nothing left to have anything, and you end up saying that there is a ball, but fundamentally it isn’t round!–in fact, it has no properties at all!”

Of course, anyone with a background in philosophy will recognize this debate immediately.  It is the old property-substance debate that stretches all the way back to Plato.  What my reader gets is a 600 word glimpse at that debate.  There are other issues that get covered along the way as well, but mostly within the realm of metaphysics.  Issues like mereology are introduced: you put dough, cheese and tomato sauce together and you get a pizza.  You put the city of Chicago, a Volkswagen and your third-grade teacher together, and what do you get.  Some would say a Chicago-Volkswagen-teacher object.  Some would say those things can’t form sums.  And some people will deny that there are really such things as pizzas.  Of course, my novel isn’t an academic work of philosophy, so more than anything with these asides I want to make the reader aware that something is an issue in philosophy, and of course philosophers will easily recognize, follow, and perhaps even sympathize with some of the characters pondering and struggling with the same questions that they are.

 

The Philosophy Murder Mystery: The Plot Summary

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What would Plato do?

It begins with the death of an art-collecting professor in a fictional philosophy department set in Cincinnati, Ohio. Police suspect he was killed by a thief after his very valuable art collection.

One of the graduate students in the program, a first generation Icelandic immigrant, an amateur herpetologist raised in eastern Tennessee who dogmatically studies analytic philosophy, comes to realize a number of (analytic) philosophers have died under mysterious circumstances or by foul play over the past months, and begins putting together what he calls his “lame brain conspiracy theory” about the killings–and in fact, ridiculous as it seems to him, suggests it is one of his fellow students.

As focused on kindling a relationship with a Continental student in the program writing her dissertation on aesthetic ethics, and trying to get his own dissertation written, he doesn’t take his theory seriously until circumstances conspire to make him Suspect #1 in what were previously thought (by everyone else but him) to be unrelated deaths. It is then a race against time to put two-and-two together to figure out who the real culprit is before he has to turn himself into the police, and who has betrayed his confidence.